Will Someone Please Explain Florida to Me?

Iโ€™m the problem. Itโ€™s me. Florida is fineโ€“ they know what theyโ€™re doing, lumbering around blinding freeways in their hulking SUVs, eating their fried fish fillets, painting stuff beige, keepinโ€™ it familiar. Itโ€™s just that I donโ€™t get it. I try, really I do. I went down there with the best intentions, eager to spend … Continue reading Will Someone Please Explain Florida to Me?

Back to the Beach

Iโ€™m about to board a plane for the first time in 14 months and jet down to sunny Florida. Like drug-induced hallucinogenic paranoia, itโ€™s a state I havenโ€™t been in for 25 years, and one I have mixed feelings about revisiting. Working the Caribbean as a lowly musician aboard monstrous American cruise ships, the town … Continue reading Back to the Beach

Pass the Lube; it’s Jazz Time

Apologies for that grinding, squealing noiseโ€“ itโ€™s just the agonised turning of my rusting gears, protesting after more than a year of neglect. Itโ€™s worse than just lack of practice, itโ€™s a soul-deep inertia, my limited life skills desperately longing to remain at rest. But the giant seems to be awakeningโ€“ I think that explains … Continue reading Pass the Lube; it’s Jazz Time

Let’s Get Ready to Ramble

ย The word โ€œhikeโ€ is one that fills me with immediate and profound dismay. Like when other people hear words like dental surgery or experimental jazz. I immediately conjure up visions of craters and cliffs, ropes and crampons, dehydration and mountain rescue. Normally if I was invited on a hiking trip, Iโ€™d fumble desperately for an … Continue reading Let’s Get Ready to Ramble

Wouldn’t You Like To Get Away?

Iโ€™m not the only one who dreams of escape, am I? After ten months of no gigs, no travel, the same four walls (seventeen actually, my apartment has a lot of weird angles), the endless repetitive news cycle, the North East winter well and truly settled in, surely weโ€™re all mentally tying together our bedsheets and clambering out the window to run off and set up shop somewhere exotic and romantic...

Send In The Tumbleweeds

โ€™ve played the saxophone in some run down places: grim stinking pubs in the forgotten outskirts of Sydney, a few desperate alcoholics braying for ACDC despite our matching suits and 60s Rhythm & Blues setlist; slick cocktail bars in South East Asia, incongruous with the rats and trash, the abject poverty on all sides; below-deck nightclubs on seedy Russian Cruise ships- bleary vodka eyes and sudden outbursts of horrific drunken violence. And then thereโ€™s NYCโ€™s West Village, January 2021...

Escape from New York

Entry to Rockaway is rough. The free shuttle to the beach is too horrific to consider: small, clapped-out vans with no suspension, torn broken seats, airless and stinking; on their last tour of duty before the knackery. I opt for the walk across the peninsulaโ€“ itโ€™s only ten minutes, but itโ€™s an adventure though an almost cinematically rundown industrial horrorscape. Under crumbling rail bridges, past abandoned lots, burnt out cars; the gangs of beach-bound teenage girls in flip flops huddle tightly together, tote bags clutched nervously. But mixed with the stink of exhaust and urine, the ocean air holds a promise; and the rumble of the Atlantic infiltrates the sounds of traffic and wailing winos...

Snoozin’ on the Street of Dreams

The other evening, while idly scrolling my news feed, I happened upon a headline which didnโ€™t directly relate to the ongoing collapse of the world around me. I clicked eagerly, and was soon learning about the subject of Rojo-ne, a fun trend where Japanese men get smashed and fall asleep in the middle of the road. This outrageously dangerous practice seems to take place exclusively on the island of Okinawa, where the weather is lovely and the rice wine is strong. Believing, as I do, that having one sherry too many and taking a siesta in the out-of-doors is one of lifeโ€™s great pleasures, I felt an immediate affinity...

South Brooklyn Badlands and a Bar with No Name

Iโ€™m standing at a bar, pushing my luck. Iโ€™ve got a beer in my hand and Iโ€™m wearing out my welcome. Currently in New York City, Iโ€™m allowed to order a drink at the bar, but not drink it there. Mask on, distance observed, Iโ€™m supposed to order and pay, then take my drink and get the hell out. But I want to sit here. I want to lean back in a rickety stool, eavesdrop on neighboursโ€™ conversations, maybe pass an eye over some sport I donโ€™t care about on the TV in the corner, spin a beer mat between my fingers, and order another one. Thatโ€™s what neighbourhood bars were invented for...

Quarantine Dreams pt 2

I know what youโ€™re thinking. Youโ€™re thinking Iโ€™m standing in front of my open fridge, staring mindlessly at the same sad selection of wilting food I stared at yesterday and the day before. But youโ€™d be wrong. Iโ€™m actually edging my way through the crowds at the Old Airport Road Hawker Centre in Geylang, Singapore. Itโ€™s a squat, two level concrete pile, open to the elements on all sides; it feels a little like a converted parking garage. Round metal tables are bolted to the floor, surrounded by similarly affixed stools, all of them occupied. Iโ€™m never going to find a seat.ย