Send In The Tumbleweeds

โ€™ve played the saxophone in some run down places: grim stinking pubs in the forgotten outskirts of Sydney, a few desperate alcoholics braying for ACDC despite our matching suits and 60s Rhythm & Blues setlist; slick cocktail bars in South East Asia, incongruous with the rats and trash, the abject poverty on all sides; below-deck nightclubs on seedy Russian Cruise ships- bleary vodka eyes and sudden outbursts of horrific drunken violence. And then thereโ€™s NYCโ€™s West Village, January 2021...

The Lockdown Diary: A View from the Stoop

Walled in on all sides by hideous apartment blocks, my flat gets no natural light, which suits my vampiric lifestyle perfectly. But Iโ€™m starting to think this perpetual shadow dwelling might not be great for my health. I just Googled the symptoms of rickets. So Iโ€™ve drawn an imaginary line out front of my building, Iโ€™m keeping my distance, and Iโ€™m spending the afternoon on the stoop...